Even we can't believe this is a real thing but apparently the latest trend from the world of meditation crystals and metaphysical health gurus is sunbathing your butthole for improved wellness benefits.
A self-proclaimed health guru and social media influencer named Metaphysical Meagan says, "For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine."
We know what you're thinking: what the hell does "Yoni" mean?
According to the "Goog", yoni refers to "the vulva, especially as a symbol of divine procreative energy conventionally represented by a circular stone."
Well alright then.
...“30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on,” and that it is “an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!”...
Is she basing this claim on anything scientific? She doesn't say, but she does explain the purported health benefits of this unique practice.
...suntanning your asshole is meant to promote the “health & longevity of the physical body,” increase “creativity and creative output” and aid “in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy.” It is definitely “NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️” Also, “sunscreen is not required.”...
So there you have it, folks - sunbath your butthole. Because if you can't trust Metaphysical Meagan, who can you trust?
I bet these people are voting for Bernie.