According to a new study, non-stick frying pans covered with a chemical called PFCs might be shrinking your junk.
Scientists believe the chemicals can interfere with male hormones and lead to sexual organs being shorter and thinner.
Uh oh.
The study says this may affect children and teens, so if you're a fully grown adult then you've got what you've got so don't worry about it too much.
The chemicals are also found in waterproof clothing and grease-proof packaging for food. They work by getting into the bloodstream and reducing your testosterone levels.
Scientists believe young men who grew up in places that are polluted with PFCs have penises 12.5% shorter and 6.3% thinner than normal dudes.
Does this mean Obama grew up with a lot of non-stick frying pans? Because that would explain his personality.
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